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One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.


有个女孩向神父告解她所犯的罪………




Girl: Father, I have sinned.


女孩：　神父，　我有罪！




Preacher: What did you do, little girl?


神父：　孩子，　你犯了什麽罪呢？




Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a "son of a Bitch."


女孩：　昨天，　我骂了某个男人一句　「你这个狗娘养的　」。




Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?


神父：　为什麽？他对你做了什麽吗？




Girl: He touched my breast.


女孩：　他……他摸我的胸部。　




Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)


神父：　你是说像这样子吗？（神父伸手摸女孩的胸部）




Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.


女孩：　（因为神父的举动而有一些害羞）嗯……是的。


　


Preacher: That"s no reason to call him that.


神父：　只是这样子的话你没有理由骂他啊。　




Girl: But he also took off my cloth.


女孩：　但是……他又把我的衣服脱掉……




Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)


神父：　你是说像这样子吗？（神父动手脱掉女孩的衣服）




Girl: Yes, that"s what he did.


女孩：　是的，　是这样子，没错！　




Preacher: That"s still no reason to call him that.


神父：　可是这样子你还是没有理由骂他啊。　




Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...


女孩：　然後……他把他的……那个……放到我的……那个……里面……




Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)


神父：　（奸笑貌）你是说像这样子吗？（神父和女孩就那个那个了）




Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that"s what he did...


女孩：　（数分钟後）喔……是的……就是这样子………




Preacher: My dear girl, that"s still no reason to call him a...


神父：　我亲爱的孩子，　就算是这样你还是没有理由骂他「你这个………」。




Girl: But he had AIDS!!


女孩：　......可是他说有爱滋病呀！




Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!


神父：　你这个狗娘养的！！！